Friday, September 13, 2019

do it up right

I hope y'all refilled your PrEP prescriptions because it's FRIDAY THE 13TH!

Celebrate.  Get high.  Drink domestic beer.  Get an STI!
These days, it's all we have left.

But in case you're anything like me and need to have a strict itinerary or else you just wind up watching tv on the living room floor - here are some suggestions of holiday-appropriate activities from our friends in Friday the 13th Part 5: The One With Scooby Doo.

1.  Take some boudoir shots for your scruff profile.

If you're lucky, maybe you'll meet someone.

2.  Go on Zillow and find yourself a new apartment.

3.  If you're in a relationship, spice things up by grabbing your guy and dressing him up like the fellas in CRUISING and finally make the time to go on that date you've been hankering for.  Be sure rig your starter to break down at the perfect make-out spot in the middle of the woods.

If you're lucky, maybe you'll meet someone.

4.  Work on your arms.

5.  Call your best girl and get some enchiladas from El Cholo.

6.  Leave work and go for a swim.

If you're lucky, maybe you'll meet someone.

or, better still...

7.  Stay home alone and do some of those makeup tutorials you've always been curious about.

Throw on a couple records and you're all set.  
You won't even need to make an emergency visit to the clinic on Monday!


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