...and mine is going to be Amber Heard!
We've been following your progress for quite some time, Amber. But going to the GLAAD awards with your girlfriend has officially earned you the crown. You are the greatest Scream Queen of our generation! Congratulations, babydoll. You have made us all proud and your grapefruit basket is in the mail.
Now hurry up and come over, I need you to drive me to the Home Depot and show me how to use a belt sander.