"He probably went out for a hamburger or a chicken dinner...you know how men are when they're alone."
Since the ancient Greeks wrote about Medea, it has been a well chronicled fact that actresses are monsters*. We all know Gwenyth Paltrow is a bloody nightmare, but did you know that even lesser known, D-list actresses can fall prey to the trappings of stardom? Take, for instance, Tasha Yar
- Do not quit a series in its first season because you'll just wind up begging them to have you back and wind up acting as producer on a series of fair to middling documentaries.
- Do not bury your dead children in spoiled ground.
- Do not marry an actress unless you want a world of heartache in the years ahead.