"Get the fuck out of the water, now!"
-Elizabeth Shue
Piranha 3 (2010)
The Good.
1. Piranha 3 cast Elizabeth Shue and Adam Scott as its heroes. Get out of my head!
2. At one point, Adam Scott wears metal, Terry Richardson style frames and I actually gasped.
3. The Back to the Future 2 reunion of Elizabeth and Christopher Lloyd made me feel warm and fuzzy all over (even though I'm certain that Christopher Lloyd would have no recollection of ever having worked with Elizabeth prior).
4. Elizabeth Shue. Congratulations, Mamma - you're back in the game and better than ever!
The Bad.
1. This is not a movie in 3D. Take off the glasses, you'll see.
2. Eli Roth and cloyingly precocious child actors nearly ruin the delicate balance of tone Piranha 3 was going for. Eli, do us all a favor, doll, and stay behind the camera. xoxo
The Exquisite.
Move over Katie Cassidy. Back off, Amber Heard. There's a new Scream Queen in town and she's British! Kelly Brook. Now and forever. I love her hair. I love her kind eyes. I love Kelly Brook.
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