"The only way to stop Jason is to return him to his original resting place where he drown in 1957, Crystal Lake - where his nightmare began."
Good morning! I know many of you have been wondering where I've been this past week. Shopping for leg warmers and scrunchies? Gallivanting at a gay horror convention in Prague? Possibly reenacting scenes from The Silence of the Lambs at Clive Barker's house with my handheld tape recorder? Well, let me tell you...
Whether you're on the East Coast of the West - in prison or on the beach, nothing pleases me more than to announce from every rooftop that mousse is back in the game and better than ever. Don't be afraid to use it. Use the whole can!
A weekend in a New England forest is the perfect place to catch up on your bookclub reading lists.
Just because you've been busy fashioning mason jar centerpieces in a log cabin all day, it doesn't mean you can't put on a subtle face and smolder.
Be careful of all that Dunkin Donuts coffee, they put a lot of cream and sugar in it without even asking about your diet. Make sure you schedule extra cardiovascular workouts to burn it all off!
When leaving your hometown for the life you've made yourself so many miles away, always make a grand exit.
And wait an hour after eating before swimming in the lake!