Tuesday, May 4, 2010

I don't want to SEE THAT!

A few thoughts upon watching The Human Centipede (2010):

Tony Soprano is gonna be wicked pissed when he hears about what this nazi is doing to Meadow.

I can appreciate the lack of jump scares and tension that this movie has going for it.  I do not, however, understand the point.  Why are we watching this?  What's gained?  As a trailer, The Human Centipede is a riot - it does not play as a feature.  I'm never going to Germany.  I hate nazis.

This movie is extraordinarily unpleasant.  Maybe I'm getting old, but I've seen enough of these silly "torture porn" videos.  I like joy in my horror.  I like ladies with gay besties who overcome adversity in gorgeous outfits.  I do not like fecal matter. No, thank you.

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