A few thoughts upon watching The Human Centipede (2010):
Tony Soprano is gonna be wicked pissed when he hears about what this nazi is doing to Meadow.
I can appreciate the lack of jump scares and tension that this movie has going for it. I do not, however, understand the point. Why are we watching this? What's gained? As a trailer, The Human Centipede is a riot - it does not play as a feature. I'm never going to Germany. I hate nazis.
This movie is extraordinarily unpleasant. Maybe I'm getting old, but I've seen enough of these silly "torture porn" videos. I like joy in my horror. I like ladies with gay besties who overcome adversity in gorgeous outfits. I do not like fecal matter. No, thank you.