I don't know about you, but those golden globes really left me with a nasty aftertaste. Maybe it was Jordan Catalano not referencing the fact that one in thirteen trans girls are murdered or maybe it was Michael (so brave) Douglas not mentioning Liberace, but I've just about had it.
THEREFORE - let us polish up our best marching band shoes and throw seven bottles of champagne in the fridge. It's once again time for the FaggotyAss Awards!!!
Presenting the nominees this year: Elijah Wood and Macaulay Culkin! Reunited and it feels so good!!
Long Live the New Flesh!
The Walking Dead.
America Horror Story: No Straights Allowed.
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane.
Curse of Chucky.
World War Z.
Guys I'd Go Gay For.
Lou Taylor Pucci.
Kiss of the Damned.
Now hurry up and vote down below. My favorite comment-er will get a FaggotyAssGiftBasket full of fabulous horror movie swag that I have no use for.