We're at the end of a long, dark year. As far as this years horror movie selections, we were pretty much left alone without a flashlight like that blonde girl and her little gay brother on Jurassic Park. But just as that girl somehow found the will to get up off of her little diesel behind and run that fancy computer system to save the day, the show must go on.
Strap on your snowsuits, dolls.
It's time, at last, for the FaggotyassAwards Nominations Spectacular!!!
Ali Larter - Resident Evil: West Hollywood
(for pretending to be Kristen Stewart pretending to be Heather Langenkamp pretending to be Nancy Thompson)
Let Me In
Suspiria 2: Black Swan
Guys I'd Go Gay For:
MaleDren - Splice.
Adam Scott - Piranha 3D
Benjamin Millepied - Black Swan
Best of luck to all the nominees.
You decide the winners, so vote to your hearts content in the comments section (Yes, Ali, you can even vote for yourself, doll...and, yes, your babies can vote too). Like last year, my favorite voters will receive a fantastic, FaggotyAss Gift Basket that is sure to induce envy and rage from all your friends and neighbors. Exciting!!